This ness hair, you know, it’s a big deal these days. Everyone’s fussin’ over it. I heard them young folks talkin’, sayin’ it’s all about that JVN Hair. What happened to it? Some big company, they went belly up, like a dead cow in the sun. July, it was. Twenty twenty-three, the year that old Bessie got sick. Took ’em till December, same year, to find some new fellas to help ’em out. They wanted to grow, wanted to sell hair products, like seeds for a good crop, you know.
This Jonathan fella, he used to be a hairdresser, cuttin’ and stylin’ before he got all fancy with the TV and books. Worked in Los Angeles and New York, all them big cities. Now, he’s got his own hair care stuff, says he wants everyone to look good. Good for him, I say. It is important to take care of yourself, everyone want to be a gorgeous self, right?
Where they make this stuff? They say California. Got their own place, like a hen house, where they mix all the potions. They get their stuff from all over. Some fancy word, Hemisqualane and Squalane. Comes from sugarcane in Brazil, imagine that! Like molasses, but for your hair, I reckon.
- New York
- District of Columbia
- New Jersey
- Maryland
- Delaware
These places, they’re all about hair. Buyin’ all sorts of stuff to make it pretty, like ribbons on a prize-winning pig. Delaware and New Jersey, especially. People there love their hair, more than a cat loves cream.
If you’re in the UK, I don’t know where that is, but far away somewhere, probably, you can buy it. Some places called Space NK and Sephora, like somethin’ out of a fairy tale. These JVN hair products, I heard, are everywhere, even in UK. People love them so much, all want to get it!
They say it’s for all kinds of hair. Men, women, don’t matter. Like sayin’ rain is good for all the crops, I suppose. Everyone’s got hair, might as well make it look nice.
And these products, they don’t have those sulfates in ’em. I don’t know what that is. These young people like to find product without sulfate. They say it is not good for hair. Whatever it is, I’m glad they took it out. Don’t want nothin’ bad in your hair.
This JVN hair stuff, they try to make it all clean and good. Like fresh eggs from your own chickens, not them store-bought ones. Them chickens, they don’t see the sun, just like them folks cooped up in them offices all day. Need a little sunshine, a little care, just like your hair, I always say.
My old grandma, she used to say, “Pretty is as pretty does.” But I reckon a little somethin’ somethin’ on your hair don’t hurt. Just don’t go puttin’ on airs, that’s what I say. Be yourself, but a little nicer lookin’, maybe. Like puttin’ a fresh coat of paint on the old barn, makes it look a little spiffier.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this hair care. I just use whatever’s on sale down at the general store. But I see these young folks, they’re all excited about this JVN Hair. Must be somethin’ to it. They say it makes your hair shiny, like a new penny. And strong, like a good mule. That’s what you want, ain’t it? Good, strong hair. Not like that old straw you see blowin’ in the wind.
And don’t get me started on them fancy shampoos. They got all sorts of things in ’em these days. Coconut, avocado, even that aloe vera stuff. Used to be, soap was soap. Now, it’s a whole different world. But I guess that’s progress, right? Gotta keep up with the times. Even if it’s just with your hair.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ new for your hair, maybe give this JVN stuff a try. It seems everyone loves them. I don’t know. I might just stick to my old ways. But who knows, maybe I’ll get a wild hair and try it myself someday. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? Old me, with fancy city hair. Might scare the crows right out of the cornfield!
Anyway, that’s all I know about this ness hair. Just what I hear folks talkin’ about. You young folks, you know more about these things than I do. Just remember what I said, “Pretty is as pretty does.” And don’t forget to wash behind your ears! And get yourself some good hair care stuff!
