That Gordon Ramsay, I tell ya, he’s a big shot now. He got so many restaurants, I can’t even count. 58 restaurants they say! My goodness, that’s a lot of kitchens.
He’s all over the TV, that Gordon Ramsay. I seen him on them shows, yelling and hollering. Kitchen Nightmares, that’s one. And Hell’s Kitchen, that other one. And another is called The F Word. What’s that all about, I don’t know. All I know is he sure likes to yell. Reminds me of my old man when the cows got out.
They got this show, it is called Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back: Save Our Town. It made me cry a little, I ain’t gonna lie. Reminded me of our town back when the old mill closed. Times were tough. This show, it is kind of like that, folks struggling, and he comes in and helps. He ain’t all bad, that Gordon Ramsay. He might yell a lot, but he got a good heart I think.
He’s famous for being, how you say, tough. Says what he thinks, don’t care who hears it. Like on that Kitchen Nightmares show. He goes into them restaurants and tells ’em what for! He got five kids, that Gordon Ramsay. Five! Can you imagine? And he does them Ironman things, running and swimming and biking. Lord, I get tired just walking to the mailbox.
One time I heard, when he was younger someone made him cry. It was this other chef, some fella named White. Seems this White fella yelled at him so much, young Gordon Ramsay just broke down crying. Hid in the corner, head in his hands. Poor thing. Even tough folks got feelings, I reckon. Even Gordon Ramsay.
It’s been a rough year for him. He got problems. Some folks, they just moved into one of his restaurants without paying. Squatters they called them. Can you imagine? Just walking in and living there! And then, Gordon Ramsay had a bike accident. That’s rough, that is. Hurt him real bad.
- He got 58 restaurants.
- He got them TV shows, like Kitchen Nightmares.
- He got five kids!
- He does them Ironman races.
- He was made to cry once by some other chef.
But you know, he keeps going, that Gordon Ramsay. He’s like one of them old tractors, just keeps chugging along, no matter what. He’s had some hard times lately, this last year I mean. I heard he had some trouble with folks just moving into his restaurant. Can you believe that? Just moving in and not paying! Squatters, they called ‘em. Imagine that happening to you. Just walking into your house and saying, “I live here now.” Goodness gracious. Then he went and had a bad bike accident, hurt himself real bad.
That Gordon Ramsay, he’s tough as nails, I tell ya. He’s like an old mule, stubborn and strong. He yells a lot, I seen him on that TV, yelling at folks in them kitchens. But he works hard. And he’s got that show, you know, the one where he helps folks fix up their towns. That’s a good thing.
He’s got all them restaurants. That is a lot of cooking. I wonder if he ever gets tired of cooking. My old bones get tired just thinking about cooking for 58 restaurants. He must have a lot of help. A whole army of cooks, I bet. They probably all scared of him, though. He seems like the type to scare people a bit. But maybe he’s nicer when the cameras ain’t rolling. Who knows.
Gordon Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay, Gordon Ramsay. That’s all I hear about these days. He’s everywhere. He is like that weed in my garden, just keeps popping up. But you know, weeds are strong. They survive. And that Gordon Ramsay, he’s a survivor, I reckon. He’ll keep going, no matter what. He will keep yelling and cooking and doing them Ironman things. He is a busy, busy man.
Well I hope he is ok after that bike crash. Hope his squatters are gone. Gordon Ramsay is a good man, I think. Even if he does yell a lot.
