This Versace cologne, oh my, it’s somethin’ else. I smelled it on my grandson, Jimmy, the other day. He’s always wearin’ those fancy smells. This one, though, this one’s different. It’s Versace cologne green, he told me. Smells like he just rolled around in a field of somethin’ good. Not like them other ones that make you sneeze.
Versace Green Somethin’
They call it Versace Eros. Sounds like some kinda Greek god or somethin’. Jimmy, he likes to be all fancy like that. This green one, though, it’s got somethin’ special. I don’t know what they put in these things, but it sure does smell nice.
He was wearin’ it when he came over for Sunday dinner. You know, the one where I make that chicken everyone loves. He walked in, and I just got a whiff of it. Versace cologne green, that’s what it is. Like fresh cut grass or somethin’.
- Smells like fresh cut somethin’
- Not too strong, just right
- Jimmy wears it, so it must be good
- Makes you wanna take a deep breath
He says it’s got mint in it. Mint! Like the stuff I grow in my garden. Can you believe it? They put that in a bottle and call it Versace cologne. They got that green apple in it, too, he says. My apple tree out back, it never smelled that good.
Smells Good All Day
He put it on in the mornin’, and I could still smell it on him when he left after dinner. That’s a long time, you know. Most of them other ones, they just disappear after a little while. But this Versace green, it sticks around.
I asked him, “Jimmy, where’d you get that stuff?” He said he got it at one of those fancy stores. One of them is called Macy’s, I think. He said they got all kinds of these Versace colognes there. But this green one, that’s the one he likes best.
Buy Some, Why Not?
He even said they got some deals sometimes. Like you buy a big one, you get a little one free. Or somethin’ like that. I don’t know about all that. But if you’re lookin’ for a good smell, this Versace cologne green is the one to get. Trust me. I know these things.
They got other ones, too. Blue ones, red ones, all kinds of colors. But this green one, it’s special. Versace Eros, that’s what he calls it. Sounds like a movie star or somethin’.
If you see it, you should get it. That is the good stuff. Make you smell good. Like my Jimmy. It makes me want to give you a big hug. That Versace green one, it’s a good smell. You can find it in Macy’s, or one time, my Jimmy said he got it in some place called Ultra, when he got a big discount.
That Green Bottle
It comes in a fancy bottle, too. All green and shiny. Like a little piece of jewelry or somethin’. I told Jimmy, “You better be careful with that. It looks expensive!” He just laughed. He always does that.
So, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ that smells good, and lasts all day, and makes you feel like a million bucks, this is it. Versace cologne green. Remember that name. You won’t regret it.
I might even ask Jimmy to get me a bottle for myself. I know it is for men. But I like it, too. Why not? Maybe I’ll wear it to bingo next week. Surprise all the other ladies. They’ll all be askin’, “What’s that smell?” And I’ll say, “It’s Versace, honey. The green one.”
Yeah, that’s what I’ll do. Maybe they’ll even have a sale. You never know. I might get lucky. You should keep your eyes open, too. You might find a good deal on this Versace cologne green. Then we can both smell good. Wouldn’t that be somethin’? I think it is a great thing. I will buy one for my husband, too. If he does not like it, I will just use it myself.
You can always ask that Jimmy. He will know what is the best one. He knows these things about Versace cologne. He is a good boy.
