Alright, let’s talk about this Taylor Swift and the Chiefs game thing. I heard folks chatterin’ about it, so I figured I’d piece together what happened, ya know, like I do with my quilt scraps.
So, this Taylor girl, she’s a singer, right? A real famous one, they tell me. Apparently, she’s got a thing going on with one of them Chiefs fellas, Travis somethin’-or-other. Folks keep callin’ him Kelce. Sounds like a kinda name you’d give to a stubborn mule, if ya ask me.
Anyway, this Kelce fella plays football for the Kansas City Chiefs. That’s that team that wins a lot, or so they say. I don’t watch much football myself, too busy with my chickens and garden, but I hear about it from the young’uns and the radio blabberin’ on and on.
- Chiefs win a lot, that’s what I know.
- They got this Kelce fella, he’s pretty good, I guess.
- And then there’s this Taylor Swift, always makin’ the news.
Now, this whole hoopla started ’cause Taylor, she started showin’ up at these Chiefs games. Seems like every time they played on TV, there she was, cheerin’ and whatnot. First time, everyone went wild. “Oh look, it’s Taylor Swift!” Like they never seen a celebrity before. Lord have mercy, people get so worked up over silly things.
One time, the Chiefs won this game, real close it was, 19 to 17. Almost lost it, they did, some fumbled snap or somethin’, but they pulled it off in the end. Made the playoffs, they did. And there was Taylor, happy as a clam, clappin’ and smilin’. People kept sayin’ she brought ’em luck, like she was some kinda good luck charm. Hogwash, I say. Luck comes from hard work and good playin’, not from some gal sittin’ in the stands.
But then, somethin’ changed. Taylor, she stopped showin’ up. One game, against them Browns, no Taylor. Folks were askin’, “Where’s Taylor? Why ain’t she there?” Like it was the end of the world or somethin’. She was missin’ from a bunch of games, actually. Folks got all worried and confused, like a flock of geese when a dog runs through ’em.
Maybe she got busy, ya know? Singin’ gals like her, they gotta travel all over the place, singin’ their songs and doin’ their thing. Can’t be expected to sit around watchin’ football all the time, even if her fella is playin’. Besides, maybe she just got tired of it. All that attention, all those cameras flashin’, all them folks starin’ at ya. Must be tirin’, I tell ya. I wouldn’t want that kinda fuss followin’ me around everywhere. Not in a million years!
Some folks were sayin’ she skipped the game against the Chargers and the one against the Panthers. Who knows? Maybe she had a cold. Maybe she had a concert. Maybe she just wanted a quiet day to herself. Land sakes, people need to mind their own business.
Then, just when everyone thought she was done with the Chiefs games, BAM! She shows up again! January 13th, they say. Made a big ol’ fuss, she did. People went crazy again, talkin’ ’bout how it was a sign, a good omen or somethin’. It’s all a bit much, if you ask me. Like a rooster crowin’ at the sunrise – happens every day, but folks still make a fuss about it.
So, what’s the deal with Taylor Swift and the Chiefs games? Well, she shows up sometimes, she don’t show up sometimes. Sometimes they win, sometimes they lose. It’s football, not a fairy tale. And Taylor, she’s just a girl, even if she is a famous one. She’s got her own life to live, her own things to do. Just like the rest of us. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my tomatoes.
Seems to me, this whole thing is just a bunch of hullabaloo over nothin’. People need to find somethin’ better to do with their time than worryin’ about where some singer is spendin’ her Sundays. Go to church, visit your family, tend to your garden, do somethin’ useful. That’s what I say. And that’s all I gotta say about Taylor Swift and them Chiefs games.
