Alright, let’s talk about this “kkw perfume,” whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would use. I ain’t no expert, but I can tell ya what I heard and what I think.
So, this KKW thing, it used to be called KKW Fragrance, see? But then they shut it down in 2022. Said they wanted to start fresh, with a new name and a new store, online, mind you. Probably cost a pretty penny, all that changin’ around.
Now, they got these perfumes, and they ain’t like the stuff you find at the dollar store. They call ‘em “limited edition,” which just means they don’t make a whole lot. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. It’s like them special plates grandma used to have, only for company. They want you to feel special, like you got somethin’ nobody else has. Makes sense, I guess. Everybody wants to feel a little fancy sometimes.
- They say it makes you “stand out.” Lord knows I stand out enough already, what with my old hat and these worn-out shoes.
- They also say it makes you feel “individual.” Well, I already feel individual enough, thank you very much. Ain’t nobody else like me, that’s for sure.
One of these perfumes is called “Cosmic Kylie Jenner.” Sounds like somethin’ outta a space movie. Comes in a big bottle, too. 100 milliliters, whatever that means. Probably enough to last ya a good long while, unless you go around sprayin’ it on everything like some folks do.
Then there’s this “Rare Fig” one. Says it’s for women AND men. Now, that’s somethin’ new. Back in my day, men smelled like dirt and sweat, not flowers and fruit. This one’s got somethin’ called “blood orange” in it. Sounds kinda scary, if you ask me. But I guess it smells good, or folks wouldn’t buy it.
They make these perfumes in small batches, they say. Means they don’t make a whole bunch at once. Probably makes ‘em more expensive, that’s how it usually works. And they only sell ‘em for a short time, so you gotta snatch ‘em up quick if you want ‘em. It’s all about makin’ you feel like you gotta have it right now, before it’s gone.
This KKW Beauty, it used to be a big deal, I hear. But then they kinda disappeared for a while. Said they were plannin’ a big comeback. Like one of them old-timey movie stars, comin’ back for one last show. People get all excited about that kinda thing.
They got different scents, too. Not just that fig one. One’s called “Crystal Gardenia.” Sounds pretty. Reminds me of them flowers my mama used to grow in her garden. They smell real nice, gardenias do. They say this perfume has got “water lily” in it too. Don’t know what that smells like, but it sounds fancy.
Back in 2017, they made a whole bunch of bottles, like 300,000 of ‘em. Sold out quick, I bet. People love to buy things, especially if they think they’re gettin’ somethin’ special. It’s human nature, I reckon.
So, that’s the lowdown on this KKW perfume, as best as I can tell ya. It’s fancy, it’s limited, and it’s probably expensive. But if it makes you feel good, then I guess it’s worth it. Me? I’ll stick to my lavender soap. Smells just fine and doesn’t cost an arm and a leg.
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