Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here watch, the Hulk Rolex. Folks call it that ’cause it’s green, like that big ol’ angry fella from the tee-vee. Don’t know much ’bout him, but this watch, this watch is somethin’ else.
Now, I ain’t no fancy watch expert, mind you. I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard and what I seen. They say this here Hulk Rolex, it’s a Submariner. Sounds like somethin’ you’d wear if you’re divin’ in the water, but I ain’t never seen nobody ’round here divin’ with a watch this fancy. It’s got this shiny metal case, they call it stainless steel. Tough stuff, I reckon. Keeps all the little gears and whatnots safe and sound.
- It’s green, real green.
- It’s heavy, feels like a good chunk of somethin’ in your hand.
- And it’s got numbers on it, so you can tell the time, I guess.
This ain’t no cheap watch, no sirree. Heard tell it costs a pretty penny, like twenty thousand dollars or somethin’. That’s more money than I seen in my whole life, I tell ya! But folks who know about these things, they say it’s worth it. Say it’s an investment, like buyin’ land or gold. Don’t know much ’bout that neither, but I reckon if somethin’ costs that much, it oughta be worth somethin’.
They got different kinds of these Hulk watches, seems like. Some are older, some are newer. The newer ones, they got some kinda fancy card with ’em, like a birth certificate for a watch, I guess. And they got this number on ’em, 116610LV. Don’t ask me what it means, it’s just a bunch of numbers to me. But I hear folks sayin’ it makes the watch more special or somethin’.
This watch, it’s automatic. That means it winds itself up, I think. You just wear it, and it keeps on tickin’. Ain’t gotta wind it up every day like them old-timey clocks. That’s pretty handy, I reckon. Less work for you, that’s for sure.
Now, why would someone pay so much for a watch? Beats me. But I hear tell it’s ’cause it’s rare, hard to find. And ’cause it’s a Rolex. That name, it means somethin’ to folks, I guess. Means it’s good quality, means it’ll last a long time. Means you got some money to spare, I reckon. And folks like green, green’s the color of money!
This 40mm watch is a good size. Not too big, not too small. Just right for a man’s wrist, I guess. Women could wear it too, if they wanted. Ain’t nobody gonna tell ’em they can’t. It’s a free country, ain’t it?
And they say the price of these Hulk watches, it’s gonna keep goin’ up. So if you got one, you better hold onto it. And if you want one, you better buy it now, before it gets even more expensive. That’s what they say, anyway. Me, I’ll stick with my old clunker, it tells the time just fine. But this Rolex Submariner Hulk, it’s a fine piece of work, no doubt ’bout it.
So, there ya have it. That’s all I know ’bout this Hulk Rolex. It’s a green, expensive watch that folks seem to go crazy for. It’s certified too, fancy that. More than I need, but if you got the money, why not? It’s a chronometer certified watch, that’s what they say, so it must be good at telling time.
I also heard it compared to another watch called the Kermit. Must be another green watch, I reckon. Sounds like somethin’ out of a kid’s cartoon. These watch people, they sure do come up with funny names for things. But hey, whatever floats their boat, right?
So if you see a fella wearin’ a green watch, shiny and new, chances are it’s one of these Hulk Rolexes. Just don’t go tryin’ to take it off his wrist, unless you wanna tangle with him. ‘Cause anyone who spends that much money on a watch, they ain’t gonna let it go easy. And they are worth a lot of money, so that’s a good reason to get one I guess.
Tags: [Rolex, Submariner, Hulk, 116610LV, Watch, Luxury, Investment, Automatic, Stainless Steel, Green, Kermit]
