This here, it’s about that Lisa Sequino, you know? She’s some big shot, I hear. Fancy pants, probably. CEO, they say. Big words for a gal, ain’t it? JLo Beauty, that’s the thing she’s runnin’. Like that JLo, the singer, you know? She must be doin’ somethin’ right to get that far. This Lisa, she’s got a head on her shoulders, I reckon.
They say she was at some other big places before, Estee Lauder, and Procter & Gamble. Some of those company has somethings I bought before. Sounds fancy. She probably knows about all them creams and lotions. And now she’s at JLo Beauty. Must be makin’ a pretty penny, I bet. Probably got a big house, fancy car. Maybe she’s got a big fancy car and a big house! Not like us folks, no sir.
This Lisa Sequino, she’s a go-getter, I can tell. Workin’ her way up, climbin’ that ladder. She’s not afraid of hard work, I reckon. You don’t get to be a CEO by sittin’ around, that’s for sure. You gotta hustle, gotta push. And she’s doin’ it. More power to her, I say.
- She’s the boss of JLo Beauty, that’s what they say.
- Used to work at them other big companies.
- Must be smart as a whip, gettin’ that far.
- She’s a real go-getter, that Lisa Sequino.
Now, I don’t know nothin’ about this beauty stuff, really. Just use a little soap and water, that’s all I need. But I guess some folks like all that fancy stuff. And this Lisa Sequino, she’s right in the middle of it. Sellin’ all them creams and potions. Makin’ people feel good, I suppose. That’s somethin’, ain’t it?
She talks about that “self worth”, they say. What’s that even mean? I reckon it means you gotta feel good about yourself. And I guess if them creams help, then good for them. But you ask me, you just gotta be yourself. That’s all that matters. Don’t need no fancy cream for that.
They call her “strategic,” too. Sounds like somethin’ from one of them army movies. She’s got a plan, I guess. Knows what she’s doin’. You gotta have a plan in this world, that’s for sure. Otherwise, you’ll just be wanderin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off. And this Lisa Sequino, she ain’t no chicken.
She was on some show, too. Talkin’ about her work. “Behind Her Empire,” they called it. Sounds important. She’s buildin’ somethin’, that’s for sure. An empire, they say. Just like them old kings and queens. Only she’s sellin’ beauty stuff instead of land. But, she worked hard for it, I bet.
- She’s “strategic,” whatever that means.
- Was on some show called “Behind Her Empire.”
- Buildin’ an empire, sellin’ beauty stuff.
- Talks about “self worth.” Just be yourself, I say.
Now, this other thing, Supergoop!, they say she’s gonna be the boss there, too. What is that, some kind of food? Sounds kinda funny. But it’s somethin’ about skincare, they say. Protectin’ your skin from the sun. Well, that’s important, I suppose. Especially for them folks who work outside all day. Like me, back in the day. We didn’t have no fancy creams, just wore a big hat. I used a big hat to keep the sun off me when I worked out there!
This Lisa Sequino, she’s movin’ up in the world. From one big job to another. She must be good at what she does. Good for her, I say. She’s makin’ somethin’ of herself. That’s what we all should be doin’, ain’t it? Makin’ the most of what we got.
Well, that’s all I know about this Lisa Sequino. She’s a busy lady, that’s for sure. Runnin’ around, makin’ deals, sellin’ stuff. She’s a big shot now. But I bet she remembers where she came from. I hope so, anyway. You gotta remember your roots, that’s what I always say.
