Alright, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this Emma Chamberlain girl. Heard her name buzzing around, like a fly on a hot summer day. Don’t rightly know who she is, but folks keep jabbering ’bout her.
So, I did some pokin’ around, you know, like when you’re lookin’ for a lost chicken in the yard. Turns out, she’s one of them “influencers” on the internet. Kids these days, always glued to their phones. Don’t even know how to churn butter, I tell ya.
Anyways, this Emma girl, she makes videos and takes pictures. People seem to like her goofy ways. Guess that’s what the young’uns are into these days. Reminds me of my cousin Bessie, always makin’ funny faces.
They say she’s got a “bold” style, this Emma. I reckon that means she ain’t afraid to be herself. Good for her, I say. Too many folks tryin’ to be somethin’ they ain’t. Like that time Mayor Thompson tried wearin’ them fancy city shoes. Tripped over his own feet, he did.
- She does some video editin’ stuff, they say it’s real good.
- And then there’s this “fashion week” thing. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over clothes to me. Back in my day, we wore what kept us warm and covered. Didn’t need no fancy “fashion.”
- They got folks called “stylists” now, too. Dressin’ up these young’uns. This Jared fella seems to be the one doin’ the dressin’ for Emma. Heard he dresses other folks too. Guess it’s a real job now, dressin’ up folks. Who knew?
Now, I heard some whispers ’bout “nudes.” Don’t rightly know what that means, and to be honest, I don’t care to know. Sounds like somethin’ private, not meant for everyone’s eyes. Folks need to learn some manners, I say. Mindin’ your own business used to be a virtue.
This Emma girl, she’s got millions of folks followin’ her online. Millions! Can you believe that? That’s more than the number of chickens in the whole county. Guess she’s doin’ somethin’ right, even if I don’t quite understand it.
She don’t wear much make-up, they say. And sometimes she skips a shower. Well, that ain’t nothin’ new. Back on the farm, we didn’t have time for all that fancy primpin’. Had to get the chores done, you know? But I reckon she’s doin’ it on purpose, bein’ all “natural” and such.
This Jared fella, he even started his own brand. Bags and corsets and such. Seems like everyone’s sellin’ somethin’ these days. Back then, we made what we needed. Now you just buy it from some fella online.
So, that’s the lowdown on this Emma Chamberlain. A young gal, makin’ her way in the world. Don’t know if I understand it all, but hey, times are changin’. Just hope she remembers where she comes from. And maybe learns how to bake a decent apple pie. That’s more important than all this “influencer” stuff, if you ask me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. At least they appreciate a hard day’s work.
Tags: [Emma Chamberlain, Influencer, Fashion, Jared Ellner, Style, YouTube, Social Media, Bold, Natural]
