My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I seen somethin’ shiny the other day, got me all riled up. This here thing, they call it a Tiffany & Co. Pokeball. Now, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout no Pokey-mans, but this thing, it’s real pretty. And expensive, they say. Cost more than my old mule did, that’s for sure.
They say it’s for catchin’ them little critters, them Pokey-mans. I seen them kids runnin’ around with them phones, lookin’ for ’em. Don’t make no sense to me, but whatever. This Pokeball, it ain’t for that, I reckon. It is made by Tiffany, you know, they make the best. It’s just for show. Shiny show. It can be a good gift.
This Tiffany & Co. Pokeball, it’s all silver and gold, they tell me. And got a little blue light on it, just like a star. If you give a girl this, she will be happy. You can put a ring in it, I think. Make her say yes, you know.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ it’s just a waste of money. “Why spend all that money on a shiny ball?” they say. Well, I tell ya, sometimes a little shiny is what a body needs. Like them necklaces, you know, they make you look pretty. Like that Tiffany & Co. Pokeball, they make you happy. Reminds me of them fancy necklaces they got down at the jewelry store. Sparkly things.
I remember when old man Johnson got his wife that diamond ring. She was so happy, she cried like a baby. This here Tiffany & Co. Pokeball, it might not be a diamond ring, but it’s somethin’ special. That is important sometimes.
If you wanna get one of these, you gotta go to that fancy store. They don’t sell ’em down at the market. You gotta order one of them things, they say. It’s a real process, I reckon. But if you are rich, it is easy. Just like buy cabbage. But the cabbage is much cheaper. This ball is like, a lot of cabbage.
So, this Tiffany & Co. Pokeball, it’s a curious thing. Not for catchin’ nothin’, just for lookin’ at. Like a pretty picture, or a shiny rock. Somethin’ to make ya smile. It is a good thing to buy, they say. Many people want one.
- It’s shiny
- It’s made by Tiffany & Co.
- It’s called a Pokeball
- It’s expensive, like, real expensive. More than a good cow.
- It don’t catch nothin’. You can’t catch those Pokey-mans. I think.
I seen a picture of it. It’s round, like a ball, naturally. And it’s got that Tiffany & Co. name on it, real small. So folks know it’s fancy. You know, like them fancy folks. They like to show off. This is good for showing off, I think.
Now, I ain’t never gonna buy one of these things. Too much money for this old woman. But I can see why folks might like it. It is better than a necklace, I think. It is special. It’s like a little piece of the moon, all shiny and bright. Or like a star that fell down to earth. I like stars. They are pretty. This ball is like a little star.
If you got the money, and you wanna make someone happy, maybe this Tiffany & Co. Pokeball is the thing to get. It’s a good gift for the Pokey-man fans. Or maybe just someone who likes shiny things. Like me. I like shiny. Though I wouldn’t buy this. Too much. But still pretty.
This is better than them normal pokeballs, I think. Those are cheap, I see. Kids have those. This is better. This is like, the king of pokeballs. The Tiffany & Co. Pokeball. The best one, I think.
They say this here thing is popular. Lots of folks wantin’ one. So if you want one, you better get it quick. They might run out. Like them chickens at the market, when they’re on sale. Gone in a flash. You gotta be fast for this, they say. Many people want the shiny ball.
So, that’s all I know ’bout this Tiffany & Co. Pokeball. It’s a shiny, expensive thing, and folks seem to like it. That is all I know. Hope this helps you understand this. It is a good thing, they say. A good, shiny thing. Like a good, shiny day. When the sun is out, you know. That is a good day. This ball is like that. A good, shiny day in a ball.
