You know that La Roche-Posay, that fancy cream, right? My neighbor’s daughter, she works in the city, she told me about it. Says it’s real good for your skin. She brought some for me once, my goodness, that tiny bottle, so expensive! But who really owns it? It’s a big mystery, like who’s gonna win the lottery next week.
Well, I heard some folks talking ’bout it down at the market. They say it’s some big company, some fancy name… L’Oreal, yeah, that’s it! L’Oreal owns La Roche-Posay, I guess. They own everything these days, don’t they? Like, how many eggs one hen can lay. You know, it’s all about the money. They must be makin’ a fortune sellin’ that cream. They must have a big fat wallet, for sure. This La Roche-Posay is real famous, too. People all over the world love it. It’s like gold or something like that.
I remember that L’Oreal, they got other stuff too, not just La Roche-Posay. They got, uh, what’s it called? G… Gar… Garnier! Yeah, Garnier, that’s another one they got. And some other one, Vichy. My goodness, they’re like a farmer with a whole bunch of cows, just milkin’ ’em all day long. They just collect all those brands under the same roof. It’s like when you have too many chickens in the chicken coop, it’s gonna be messy.
This La Roche-Posay, they say it comes from some special water, thermal water, yeah. Supposed to be real good for your skin. I’m sure that’s why it’s so expensive. They say that thermal water is from France. Wow, France is really a good place, I think. There must be many good things in there. And that water is like a gold mine for them. But honestly, I think water is just water, nothing special.
They say some fella, long time ago, way back when, he had a horse. And this horse, it had some skin problem. And then this fella, he took the horse to that special water, and guess what? The horse got better! Can you believe it? That’s how they found out that water was good, I guess. It’s like findin’ a four-leaf clover in your yard, pure luck!
They sell this stuff everywhere, not just in the city, either. You can find La Roche-Posay in many stores. That’s what I heard, anyway. And they got it online, too.
- Amazon, you know that big online store, right?
- Target, another big one.
- Walmart, yep, them too.
- CVS, where you get your medicine.
- Ulta, they sell all kinds of makeup and stuff.
- Walgreens, yeah, just like CVS.
So many places to buy it! It’s like the weeds in my garden, they just pop up everywhere. It’s hard to get rid of them. I don’t know how people choose which one to buy. Too many options, right?
These French folks, they know a thing or two about skin, I reckon. They got all these fancy creams, La Roche-Posay, and that other one, Av… Avene, yeah, that’s it. And they all test it on skin, make sure it’s good, you know? They say it cleans your skin real good. They say it can do two things at one time. Like, how can one thing do two things? I can only do one thing at one time. If I’m cooking, I can’t do laundry at the same time, right? But that cream, it’s like magic or something. I don’t know how to make that. That must be some secret recipe.
This La Roche-Posay, they say they care about people. They say that on the box, I think. Or maybe I saw it on the TV. They say they care about people’s skin. It’s like they’re the good guys in a movie. That’s nice, I guess. But at the end of the day, they just want your money, right? Everyone wants your money. But it’s good they pretend to care, makes you feel better about buyin’ it, I suppose. If they care about people, they should make the price lower, right? But I guess that’s not gonna happen.
Anyway, that’s all I know about La Roche-Posay and who owns it. It’s that big company, L’Oreal. They got their hands in everything, like a kid in a candy store. If you want to know more about that La Roche-Posay, you can ask my neighbor’s daughter. She knows everything about that. She can tell you how to use it, and what it can do for you. I don’t know too much about that. I just use soap and water. That’s all I need.
