Well, I’ll be! Them fancy folks in the city, always up to somethin’. They call it “sheer,” I call it see-through, plain and simple. These celebrities in sheer clothes, my oh my! It’s like they forgot to put on half their outfit!
I saw this picture, right? All these big-shot actresses and singers, walkin’ around on what they call the “red carpet,” lookin’ like they’re ready for bed, but in fancy fabric. Heard they call it the “Met Gala,” some kinda fancy party. And at somethin’ called “Cannes” too, soundin’ like somethin’ you eat out of a can, but it’s a big deal to these folks.
One girl, I think they called her Doja Cat, looked like she was wrapped in saran wrap. And Bella Hadid, bless her heart, was wearin’ somethin’ that looked like my grandma’s old curtains, only see-through! They say it’s the “naked dress trend.” Naked? Honey, back in my day, naked was naked! This is just… well, it’s somethin’ else.
- Now, I ain’t no fashion expert, but even I know that’s a lot of skin showin’.
- Baby bumps and all, they ain’t shy, that’s for sure.
- One lady, Sabrina somethin’ or other, and another one named Julia Fox, they were wearin’ stuff that made me blush! And I’ve seen a thing or two in my day, let me tell you.
They say this “sheer” trend ain’t goin’ away anytime soon. Seems like every time you turn around, another one of them is wearin’ somethin’ see-through. Katie Holmes, Alexa Chung, all them fancy ladies, they’re all doin’ it. Front row at fashion shows, they call it. Guess they wanna make sure everyone sees their, well, everything. They even say the “hottest red-carpet trend of 2022” was see-through clothes. Hot? Maybe. But is it practical? Heck no! Try wearin’ that to the grocery store, see how many looks you get. And not the good kind!
Someone told me they call these the “most daring see-through outfits.” Daring? I call it cold! Especially in the wintertime. Imagine wearin’ that in a snowstorm! You’d catch your death of cold, that’s what you’d do. These city folk, they got no sense sometimes.
Celebrities and their sheer clothes, I just don’t get it. It’s like they’re tryin’ to one-up each other, seein’ who can show the most skin without gettin’ arrested. And the newspapers and magazines, they eat it up! Pictures everywhere, talkin’ about who wore what, and who looked the best, or worst. It’s a whole big to-do.
Well, I guess it’s their money, their bodies, they can do what they want. But me? I’ll stick to my cotton dresses and my sturdy overalls. At least you know nothin’s gonna fall out, and you ain’t gonna catch a chill. And let me tell you, that’s more important than lookin’ like you forgot half your clothes at home.
So, next time you see one of them celebrities in sheer, you just remember what I said. It might be fancy, it might be “daring,” but it ain’t practical, and it sure ain’t somethin’ I’d ever wear. But hey, to each their own, I always say. As long as they’re happy, I guess that’s all that matters. Even if they do look a little bit silly, walking around half-naked in all those fancy places.
Maybe one day this “sheer” thing will go out of style, and they’ll start wearin’ real clothes again. Until then, I guess we’ll just have to keep lookin’ at pictures of them and shakin’ our heads. Lord have mercy!
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