Alright, so, I’ve been seeing these crazy diamond teeth that Post Malone has been flashing around, and I just had to dig into it. Turns out, it’s a whole thing. I mean, who puts diamonds in their mouth? Post Malone, that’s who.
So, this whole story starts back in, like, 2021. I remember seeing something about it online, but I didn’t really pay much attention at first. But then, more and more pictures started popping up, and I was like, “Okay, what’s the deal with these teeth?”
First thing I did was hit up Google, obviously. Just typed in “Post Malone teeth,” and boom, tons of articles came up. This dude didn’t just get a regular grill; he went all out. We’re talking about 18 porcelain veneers, which is basically like a fancy cover for your teeth to make them look perfect. But that’s not all. He also got eight platinum crowns, you know, those metal caps they put on damaged teeth.
And the main event? Two six-carat diamonds replacing his upper canines. These aren’t just any diamonds. They’re huge! I read somewhere that the average engagement ring is about one carat, so these are six times bigger than that. Can you imagine?
Apparently, the whole thing cost him around $1.6 million. Yeah, you read that right. $1.6 million for teeth. I mean, I like to treat myself, but that’s a whole other level. I started looking into how this is even possible. Like, how do you put diamonds in someone’s mouth? It’s not like you can just glue them on there, right?
The Procedure
- First, they probably had to do a bunch of prep work on his natural teeth. Filing them down, making sure they’re the right shape and size to hold all that hardware.
- Then, I’m guessing they made the veneers and crowns in a lab somewhere. That must be some precision work, getting everything to fit just right.
- And the diamonds, I can only imagine the process for setting those. They probably had to be custom cut and shaped to fit in his mouth. It’s all pretty wild when you think about it.
So, after all this digging, I’m still not sure how I feel about it. On the one hand, it’s kind of cool, in a crazy, over-the-top way. It’s definitely unique, and it fits Post Malone’s whole vibe. But on the other hand, it seems kind of…excessive? I mean, $1.6 million could do a lot of good in the world. But hey, it’s his money, and he can do what he wants with it. And who knows, maybe diamond teeth are the future. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
It’s wild what people do with their money. I thought I was spending big on this project, but compared to Post Malone, I feel like I am barely scratching the surface. Anyway, that’s the story of Post Malone’s diamond teeth. It’s been a fun little research project, but now I’m onto the next thing. Stay tuned.
