That Miu Miu skirt, oh boy, it’s somethin’ else. I seen it all over the place, these young girls wearin’ ’em. Miu Miu, that’s a name I hear a lot these days. Seems like everyone and their dog wants a piece of Miu Miu. They say it’s the hottest thing since sliced bread, this Miu Miu. Two years in a row, they say! Can you believe it? This Miu Miu skirt, they call it a “micro mini.” Sounds fancy, but it just means it’s real short.
I seen ’em, these skirts. Short, real short. Some are like them tennis skirts, you know, the ones them girls wear on the court, all pleated and such. Others got them checks, like that old tweed jacket your uncle used to wear. All different kinds, but all short. They say it’s from some show, some fancy show back in 2021. I don’t know nothin’ about that, but I seen the pictures. That Miu Miu skirt, it was all over them pictures.
And with it, they wear them shirts, all cut up short too. Crop tops, they call ’em. Showin’ off their bellies, these young girls. Back in my day, we wouldn’t be caught dead showin’ that much skin. But times change, I reckon. This Miu Miu skirt and crop top, they go together like peas and carrots, I guess. Everyone’s wearin’ it. All over that TikTok, they’re doin’ little dances and such in ’em.
They got this one, this Miu Miu skirt, they call it the “Miuni.” Don’t ask me why. It’s got them pleats, and a belt. A plain brown belt, like the one your grandpa used to wear with his jeans. Nothin’ fancy about that belt, but it goes with that skirt, I suppose.
- Miu Miu skirt is short, real short.
- They call it a “micro mini.”
- Some look like tennis skirts.
- Some got checks, like tweed.
- They wear it with crop tops.
All the famous people, they’re wearin’ this Miu Miu skirt too. Singers, actresses, all them. And them girls who write about clothes, them fashion bloggers, they’re all talkin’ about it. They say it’s for people who ain’t afraid to show off their bodies. Well, I guess that’s true. You gotta be brave to wear somethin’ that short.
It’s all ripped up on the bottom, this Miu Miu skirt. Like it ain’t finished or somethin’. And the pockets, they’re hangin’ out. On purpose, they say. I don’t know about that. Looks kinda messy to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old lady. But that’s what they like, these young folks. All ripped and torn.
This Miu Miu, I always liked their stuff. Pretty things. But this year, even though they say the show was real good, somethin’ about it. I can’t tell. Maybe I am too old for this Miu Miu skirt. It’s for the young ones, I reckon. The ones with the flat bellies and the long legs.
That Miu Miu skirt, it sure is popular. Everywhere you look, someone’s wearin’ it. Or talkin’ about it. Or takin’ pictures of it. It’s a big deal, this skirt. I still like Miu Miu brand, even though the skirt is too short. I guess Miu Miu is hot. Yeah, that’s what they all say.
They say Miu Miu is the hottest brand in the whole world. Not just once, but twice! That’s a lot of hot, if you ask me. They must be doin somethin right with that Miu Miu skirt and all the other stuff.
Miu Miu, Miu Miu, Miu Miu. That’s all you hear these days. I guess I’ll have to get used to it. Everyone loves the Miu Miu skirt. That skirt is sure makin’ a lot of noise. Well, good for them, I say. Good for Miu Miu.
