Alright, let’s yak about Mariah Carey’s getups, you know, the clothes she wears. I ain’t no fashion expert, but I know what I like and what looks good, or sometimes, what looks a bit… much. Heard she’s a big deal singer, sells a whole heap of them records. So, let’s see what this Mariah gal wears, shall we?
The Grammy Dress. Now, that sounds fancy. I reckon it’s somethin’ special if they named a dress after some award thingy. Black dress, they say? Well, black’s always a safe bet, ain’t it? Like goin’ to church, you can’t go wrong with black. But I bet this ain’t no ordinary black dress. Probably got some sparkles or somethin’. City folks like their sparkles. Me? I like a good sturdy cotton dress, somethin’ I can work in and not worry about tearin’. But Mariah, she probably ain’t doin’ much gardenin’ in her Grammy dress.
Now, what to wear to see her sing? A “concert,” they call it. Sounds loud. They say “glam it up.” That means fancy, right? Sparkly outfits again. And high heels. Lordy, my feet would kill me in them things. I’d stick to my comfy shoes, thank you very much. But Mariah, she probably wears them heels all day long. And “diva style”? I guess that means bein’ a bit bossy and wearin’ whatever you darn well please. Well, good for her. If you got the money, might as well spend it, I always say.
- Sparkles: City folks love ’em. Me, I prefer a good sturdy button.
- High Heels: Fancy, but not practical for workin’ in the garden.
- Black Dresses: Always a good choice, like for church or a funeral.
Then there’s this story about her shoulder. Poor thing dislocated it, sounds painful. But she still went to some charity thing, all dressed up. That’s what they call dedication, I guess. Or maybe just plain stubbornness. Either way, she was wearin’ somethin’ fancy, even with a bum shoulder. Tells you somethin’ about these city folks, always gotta look their best, even when they’re fallin’ apart.
Heard she’s doin’ a Christmas tour. Singin’ them Christmas songs, I reckon. Christmas is a nice time, all the lights and such. Probably wears somethin’ real sparkly for that, maybe red or green. I bet she’s got a whole closet full of clothes, more than I could ever imagine. I got my work clothes, my church clothes, and my goin’-to-town clothes. That’s about it. But Mariah, she needs a whole room, maybe even a whole house, just for her clothes.
Someone said her show is “okay entertainment.” 75 minutes, that ain’t long. And they said she sings off-key sometimes. Well, nobody’s perfect, I always say. Even them fancy singers make mistakes. But they still charge a heap of money to see ‘em, don’t they? Took a “Lyft” they said. That must be one of them fancy cars in the city. I’ll stick to my old truck thank ya kindly.
And she’s made millions, they say. Millions! Can you imagine? I can barely scrape together enough for groceries each week. But good for her, I guess. She worked hard, singin’ them songs and wearin’ them sparkly outfits. And people like it, so they pay to see her. That’s how it works, ain’t it? Give the people what they want, and they’ll give you their money. And seems like folks want to see Mariah Carey’s outfits, so she keeps on wearin’ ‘em.
So, what have we learned? Mariah Carey wears a lot of fancy clothes. Sparkly things, high heels, black dresses. She dresses up even when she’s hurtin’. She sings songs, and people pay to see her and her outfits. And she’s made a whole heap of money doin’ it. Well, good for her, I say. She found a way to make a livin’, and that’s more than some folks can say. Me, I’ll stick to my cotton dresses and my garden, but I ain’t gonna begrudge Mariah her sparkles and her millions.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
