That Emma Stone, she’s a big shot now, ain’t she? All fancy and whatnot with that Louis Vuitton. They make them real expensive purses and clothes, you know. My granddaughter, she’s always going on about it, saving up her pennies for one of them bags. I told her, “Girl, you could buy a whole cow for that price!” But she just rolls her eyes at me.
Anyways, this Emma Stone, she’s gonna be in all them ads for Louis Vuitton now. Big pictures of her, lookin’ all pretty. Probably get paid a fortune, too. More money than I’ve seen in my whole life, I bet. Good for her, I guess. She’s a good actress. Seen her in a couple of them moving pictures. She’s got that red hair, right?
They say she’s the “new face” of Louis Vuitton. Like they have old faces and new faces. Don’t make much sense to me. A face is a face. But I guess these city folk like to change things up, keep it all new and shiny. They say she’s a “brand ambassador” now. I don’t know what that is. But I bet it means she gets a lot of free stuff. My word. Must be nice.
- Emma Stone, that’s her name.
- Louis Vuitton, that’s the fancy brand.
- She’s gonna be in all the ads.
- They say she’s their “muse.” Whatever that means. Sounds French to me.
They put her in some real fancy dresses, too. One was orange, all silky and shiny. It was a “one-shoulder” dress. Only had one sleeve thingy, like they ran out of cloth or somethin’. And another one was black, all custom-made, fancy like. They were all made by Louis Vuitton, of course.
I seen pictures of her with Louis Vuitton bags, too. Big ones, small ones, all different colors. They got that little “LV” on ’em. That’s how you know it’s a real Louis Vuitton. My granddaughter, she can spot a fake one a mile away. Says the stitching is different or something. Kids these days, they know all about this stuff.
They say Emma Stone is one of the “highest-paid” actresses. That means she gets a lot of money for them moving pictures. I bet she don’t have to worry about her bills. Or saving up for a cow. Me, I still gotta worry about my chickens laying enough eggs. It’s a different world, I tell ya. She’s got it made, that Emma Stone. Good for her. Maybe she can send me one of them fancy purses, when she gets tired of them. I won’t say no.
Well, this Emma Stone and Louis Vuitton thing, it’s all over the place. You see it in them magazines, on the TV. She’s always wearin’ them Louis Vuitton clothes. It’s like they’re glued to her. They sure do keep her dressed up nice. She always looks like she’s goin’ to a fancy party. Even when she’s just walkin’ down the street. She’s like a walkin’ billboard for Louis Vuitton now.
I guess it’s a good deal for both of ’em. Louis Vuitton gets a pretty face to sell their stuff. And Emma Stone, she gets all them fancy clothes and a big pile of money. It’s a win-win, as they say. Not that I know much about winning. Except for that one time I won the pie-eating contest at the county fair. That was a good day. Got a blue ribbon and a belly full of apple pie.
They’ve got other famous people wearing their clothes, too. Some girl named Selena Gomez, and another one called Michelle Williams. They’re all part of this Louis Vuitton family, I reckon. It is like a big club or something. You gotta be rich and famous to join. I won’t be getting an invitation anytime soon. They said Emma Stone is the latest “muse.” That means she’s like their inspiration, I guess. Like she gives them ideas for what to make. Maybe she told them to make that one-shoulder dress. Who knows?
Well, I guess that’s all I know about this Emma Stone and Louis Vuitton business. It’s all a bit much for me, really. I’m just a simple woman. I don’t need no fancy clothes or expensive purses. Just give me my garden, my chickens, and a good cup of coffee, and I’m happy. But I’ll keep an eye out for them Emma Stone ads. Maybe I’ll learn a thing or two about this Louis Vuitton stuff. You never know.
