This here AP Travis Scott, it’s a big deal, you know? Cost a whole heap of money. More money than I ever seen in my whole life! They say it’s two hundred thousand dollars. That’s like, a whole house, maybe two! And only two hundred folks in the whole wide world gonna get one. Imagine that!
This Travis Scott, he’s a big shot, I hear. Sings them songs the young folks like. He got together with them AP folks, they make fancy watches. This one, it’s brown, like chocolate. They call it “Chocolate AP”. Fancy, huh? Makes my old watch look like a rusty old penny.
- Brown like chocolate.
- Two hundred thousand dollars.
- Only two hundred people get one.
- Travis Scott, he’s a big singer.
They say it got all these fancy doohickeys inside. You can see ’em moving around, like little bugs in a jar. I don’t know what they all do, but they sure look important. And it’s made of this special stuff, “ceramic” they call it. Not like the ceramic plates my grandma used to have. This is some newfangled thing, strong like iron, they say.
It’s got this strap, made of calfskin. Poor little calf. But it sure looks smooth. And on the back, it says, “Utopia Is a State of Mind.” Don’t rightly know what that means, sounds kinda spacey to me. Maybe that Travis Scott, he’s into that kind of thing. Utopia. Sounds like a place where they don’t have no weeds to pull, that’s for sure.
He gave one to his friend, this other fella, 21 Savage, on his birthday. That guy is another one of them rappers. What a present, huh? I give my neighbor’s boy a pair of socks for his birthday. This guy gets a watch worth more than a house! These young folks, they live in a different world. This AP Travis Scott is something else.
They say this watch, this AP Travis Scott thing, it’s gonna be a big deal. Collectors and what not, they gonna be all over it. Like flies on a pie. Gotta have the latest, the rarest, the most expensive. I guess if you got that kind of money, you can spend it on whatever you want. Me, I’d buy a new tractor. Or maybe a whole herd of cows. But a watch? Well, to each his own, I suppose.
This Travis Scott, he’s smart. He knows how to make money. He sings his songs, he makes these watches, he’s got his name on everything. He’s “highest in the room”, whatever that means. Probably means he’s rich and don’t have to worry about nothin’. Like me, worrying about the frost getting my tomatoes. Nope, he’s just up there, highest in the room, with his fancy brown watch.
This AP Travis Scott watch is a limited thing, only 200. The price is crazy high. It’s all about that name, Travis Scott. That’s what makes it worth so much. He’s a big star. It is a big watch for a big man, for a lot of money.
- Made of brown ceramic.
- Calfskin strap.
- “Utopia Is a State of Mind” on the back.
- Given as a gift to 21 Savage.
- Collectors will want it.
- “Highest in the room” means Travis Scott is a big deal.
This whole thing, it’s just a lot of fuss over a watch. But I guess that’s the way of the world these days. Everything’s gotta be bigger, better, more expensive. This AP Travis Scott watch, it’s all of that. It’s somethin’ else, that’s for sure. It’s a big, brown, expensive watch. It’s a Travis Scott watch, and that’s all that matters to some folks, I reckon.
Well, I suppose if you got it, you can flaunt it. This watch is for the showoffs, that’s clear. This Travis Scott he got good taste, I suppose. For a young fella. Gold and brown, it is a looker.
