Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… uh… adidas bape camo thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks wear.
So, first off, they got these shoes. Sneakers, they call ’em. They got all sorts of colors and patterns, but the one everyone’s yappin’ about is this camo one. You know, like what the hunters wear? But this ain’t for huntin’ no deer, I tell ya. This is for… well, for showin’ off, I guess. They got this… BAPE STA thing on ’em. Don’t ask me what that means. Sounds like gibberish to me.
And then there’s the shirts. T-shirts, they call ’em. Same thing, camo all over. And hoodies too! You know, them things with the… the head cover thingy? Yeah, those. They got one called the Shark Hoodie. Why they call it that, I dunno. Ain’t nothin’ like a shark to me. Just a hoodie with a… a face on it, I guess.
Now, these things, they ain’t cheap, I tell ya. Cost more than a whole pig, probably! But folks seem to like ’em. They say it’s streetwear. What’s that even mean? Wearin’ it on the street? I wear my clothes on the street, too! Ain’t nothin’ special about that.
- They got this Stan Smith shoe, too. That’s another one they put that camo on. Looks like a regular shoe to me, but what do I know?
- And it’s all part of some 30th anniversary thing. Whose anniversary? I ain’t got a clue. Maybe the shoe’s anniversary? Lord have mercy.
But listen, if you wanna buy these things, you gotta go to special places. They got a Bape’s official site, whatever that is. And some other stores, too. Not like my local general store, that’s for sure. They just sell overalls and boots there, good enough for me.
So, what’s the big deal with this camo stuff? I reckon it’s just a way for folks to stand out. Or maybe they just like the way it looks. To each their own, I say. Me, I’ll stick to my plain ol’ clothes. Comfortable and practical, that’s what I like. But hey, if you wanna spend your money on fancy camo shoes and shirts, go right ahead. Just don’t expect me to understand it!
And get this, they even got a way to fold them shirts all fancy-like. Somethin’ about foldin’ the sleeves in and then the sides… makes it all neat and tidy. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss to me. I just fold my clothes and stick ’em in the drawer. Works just fine.
Anyway, that’s about all I know about this adidas bape camo thing. It’s a bunch of expensive clothes with that army pattern on ’em. Folks seem to like it, so good for them. Me, I’ll stick to my overalls and my good ol’ boots. They ain’t fancy, but they get the job done. And that’s all that matters to me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens. That’s somethin’ I understand.
Tags: adidas, bape, camo, streetwear, sneakers, hoodie, BAPE STA, Stan Smith, 30th anniversary, shoes, clothing, fashion
